Penetration....

Ali Mac and her man Simon hit the Zanzibar tarmac a couple days ago and we greeted them with guitars, funny hats, and bicycles. The beauty of tiny islands is that you can do things like biking to the airport to meet your friends. This is only the second coolest airport greeting for Meg given that in the Virgin Islands she was able to take a dinghy to the airport to pick someone up, but nevertheless we were pretty proud of ourselves. A side note: U2's Bad is one of the all-time great songs to parody because of the whole sequence of rhyming words that ends with --ation. When we serenaded Ali and Simon, we started with adoration, progressed to fornication, and it just went downhill from there. A side side note: Ali and Simon had their own song-and-dance routine prepared for us and Simon, despite being as white as can be, can freestyle like nobody's business. We will force him to showcase his honky rap skills at the massive-ass karaoke rager (T-minus 24 days...).

--rahul and meg