Well, I Guess That Makes Me Brad Pitt
From the "North End News" gossip column in this week's Wallowa County Chieftain:
- A new face around the community is Rahul, a friend of David and Cory Flynn. Rahul is fresh back from a round-the-world excursion with girlfriend, Meg. He will be spending the next few months helping David with the ranch and possibly taking a hand with little Roan. A real friendly sort of fellow and girls, he's quite a nice looking young man, but before you all perk up out there did I mention his girlfriend, Meg, is a young Jennifer Aniston look-alike? Welcome to our community Rahul and hope you find it to your liking.
--rahul
posted by Meghul at 9:43 AM
2 Comments:
Hello all, I am one of Student Doctor Meg Pearson's teachers. In fact, she decided to go into Internal Medicine (i.e. high knowledge, high work, lower pay)in spite of her time with us up at Waterbury Hospital. Don't tell Meg, but since I feel I know what is best for her, I have taken the liberty of sending an annonymous communique to all the other Residency Programs on her match list. Again, I do this not out of selfish need to keep Meg in our orbit, but for her. She would only get more and more liberal and lefter and lefter of rationale were she to relocate to the Left Coast. I mean, a conservative in SF is someone who owns their own non hybrid car.
BTW, Meg's match day is March 16th. The procedure is that all candidates not matched (sorta like me on prom night, long story, but SF may be onto some things right) via the computer algorithym will get a call from their Dean on 3/15 informing them of such, so that they can prepare for the mad "scramble" (think Filene's on 12/26). Anyone wanting to tease/torture Meg, can call her up that day and pretend to be the Dean (hint: talk in an affected Yale sort of way. use words like nihlism and alumni donation). Bill
Rahul--you're out of touch on celebrity gossip. That makes you Vince Vaughn.
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